I’m told I have to have a website, and I’m told I have to have a blog on that website. So, here it is. I will write brilliant, witty stuff on here. I can post old essays I wrote for my family newsletter, columns I wrote and submitted to the funny times, and other amazingly amusing material.

I have an idea for a column about how I am the most amazingly humble person in the world, and how my humility surpasses that of anyone who came before me. But, I’m too humble to have written it yet.